Still just 5 infected files.... Scan isn't done yet, orz. But it may be worth it, the virus is also screwing up my net connection.
Also... I had hell when I first attempted to remove the virus. In total, 21 infected files showed up. So I go to delete them, and then Malewarebytes Anti Malware crashes, so then I have to hard reboot the computer. Everything boots fine, except apparently, in doing that, my computer thinks that I am using an unactivated copy of windows. So I go to validate my copy instead, and it says go activate it here by doing THIS. *replace this with list of instructions* It was pretty simple though, all I really did was go the system tools menu in the start menu (Start>All Programs>Accessories>System Tools), clicked "Activate Windows" (Very apt name, by the way), then clicked maybe twice. Then it was activated. BUT I STILL HAD TO VALIDATE IT. So I did. Woo. I get to keep a virused computer. Which I'm trying to unvirus. :U
....Just decided to vent that out. Yup. THERE IS A SMART COOKIE. IN THIS POST. FIND IT.
EDIT: 40 minutes later...
VIRUS SCAN SPEED INCREASES TO OVER 9000!
20 INFECTED FILES FOUND!
...wat. YOU MEAN THEY WEREN'T GONE? *goes to remove*