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^ yes.

I don't know what I'm doing xDD

Naoto can get Blackjack with just one card.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Naoto.... Just kidding, Naoto is first.
Naoto doesn't wash its clothes, it disembowels them.
Naoto likes its ice like it likes its skulls: crushed.
Naoto once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made it blink.
Naoto can build a snowman out of rain.
Naoto has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Naoto, 3. Cancer.
Naoto can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
When Naoto is ready to wake up, it tells the sun to get above the horizon.
Naoto doesn't go on the internet, it has every internet site stored in its memory. It refreshes webpages by blinking.
If you gave Naoto a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second it can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare

DOOD!

- For undercover police work, Yuugi pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

WTF?

OK, this one might be true...

- Yuugi doesn't chew gum. Yuugi chews tin foil.

And then this...

- You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Yuugi

Yuugi: Dambn straight!

Ok, one more...

Oh, this one fits him!

- Yuugi is his own line at the DMV.

Hayao proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Hayao: Pewpeww . 3.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Hayao.

Hayao: *pops up between batman and Darth Vader, uses rainbows to defeat them* MANLY!!!

Hayao did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

Hayao: OTL Somehow, I don't believe this one.

Derp.

Mr. T once defeated Rei in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Rei invented racism.

Rei: これは何と書いてあるのですか？

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Rei" This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

Rei: いいえ、真剣に、何を、これは言う？

Rei is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Rei: ピンク？カルー？翻訳は私のためにしてください！ティーチ私は英語！

Karu: Isn't his name supposed to be Wally? /shot/ What the hell was that?

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Rei.

Karu: I shall translate! 時ブギーマンがスリープ状態になると、彼はレイのための彼のクローゼットをチェックします。

Rei: この辺り最後に、何かが作りは感覚！

Trace actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
Twas very bloody even I was scared D:
Sami qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
I didn't know the government's drugs and stuff allowed her to go that fast o.O
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Ieson.
Haha! so true :3
Tree doesn't play "hide-and-seek." It plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Cuz we all know what'll happen if Tree finds you (bow chika bow wow ;3)
For undercover police work, Eert pins its badge underneath its shirt, directly into its chest.
it's true Eert used to do this, then Eert thought "screw badges i'm using artichokes"

1. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Kirin beats all 3 at the same time.
   
2. Some people say that Kirin is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
   
3. Kirin stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
   
4. The last digit of pi is Kirin. She is the end of all things.
   
5. When you play Monopoly with Kirin, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
   
6. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Kirin as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
   
7. You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Kirin will find you and kill you.
   
8. According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Kirin walks.
   
9. There are no races, only countries of people Kirin has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
   
10. Kirin invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
    

replacing Chuck Norris's name in there, eh?

Tom Cruise invented pink?

The guy needs a reward!

Chuck Norris facts, eh? I'll make some ones for Aline in the same line. Replace "Roundhouse Kick" by "brick".

Aline's brick can reach the speed of 1024mph when in slow motion.
I dunno... Is it that quick?

If emos still exist in the world, it's because Aline likes to sleep too much to brick them all.
Wh-what? But they... Whatever.

Aline doesn't die; Death is ultimately scared of Aline.
But I died once-- Nevermind =_='

Last time someone made fun of Aline's height, there were dinosaurs in Earth in that timeline. In our current timeline, they're extinct. Bricks were discovered in many parts of the globe.
What? It's a lie! ;A;

For Aline, cake is never a lie. And it's always chocolate flavored.
'>A>

When Aline speaks in Portuguese, everyone understands. Even if they don't want to.
O quê? D:

When zebras run, it's a lion. When lions run, it's Aline in chocolate withdrawal.
Maybe that might be true somehow ;A;

If Aline ever gets PMS'd, in chocolate withdrawal and bored at the same time, the world ends.
Haha, very funny... >_>

Aline doesn't sleep, the Universe shuts down to her.
THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP! '>A<

Ayla Kurone was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when she managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Ayla: I thought it meant 24 milliseconds...
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Ayla Kurone can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
Ayla: Okay I'd pay to see that.
When Ayla Kurone plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Ayla: I play Scrabble ._.;

And my all time favourite:
Google won't search for intercourse because it knows you don't find it; intercourse finds you.

If you spell Kurisu Koorine wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Kurisu Koorine?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Kurisu: >=D dam right no-one mispells my name

1.- The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Katarina Sokkyoune played in second grade.
2.- Katarina Sokkyoune puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then she kills people.
3.- According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Katarina Sokkyoune created God by snapping her fingers.
4.- The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Katarina Sokkyoune
5.- Katarina Sokkyoune describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
6.- Katarina Sokkyoune sheds her skin twice a year.
7.- We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Katarina Sokkyoune.
8.- Katarina Sokkyoune did not "lose" her virginity, she stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
9.- Not everyone that Katarina Sokkyoune is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
10.- For Spring Break '07, Katarina Sokkyoune drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

tl;dr: KATA WANTS TO KILL YOU D: And she created God. lol

There are only two things that can cut diamonds; other diamonds, and Yume Barauta.
Pretty much true...
Yume: My death scythe can cut anything! 8D

Yume Barauta doesn't step on toes; she steps on necks.
Right, sure.
Yume: *to random passerby* Oh, sorry, did I step on your neck? *reaps soul*


Whoever said "Only the good die young" was probably in Yume Barauta's kindergarten class.
*looks up when that was said* Impossible. Yume was in kindergarten in 1879, during which Billy Joel was not alive. Unless someone said it first.
Yume: Awww, I wanted them all to be true. D:

Yume Barauta doesn't see dead people. She makes the people dead.
That's. So. True.
Yume: It's my job~!

Yume Barauta describes human beings as "sociable holders of blood and guts".
*shifty glance at Yume*
Yume: Not true. I called them "sociable and rather pleasant vessels for souls to travel in until you tear them open at the end of their far-to-short lifespan". And that was before I met Ritsu-kun and Reni-nee-sama... Now I like them better.

Guns don't kill people. Yume Barauta kills people.
In a manner of speaking, yes.
Yume: As I said, it's my job.

Yume Barauta does not know where you live, but she does know where you will die.
Indeed.
Yume: *checks death list* Oh hey there, Guest.

Phoenix Honoone destroyed the periodic table, because Phoenix Honoone only recognizes the element of surprise.
Surprises are nice, I guess.......WAIT~! Are you calling me stupid...? ;A;

Phoenix Honoone invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
W-what~? I said I'm not stupid!

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Phoenix Honoone while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
I would never hurt anyonemaybe.....and I can't swim ;3;

Phoenix Honoone can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
But it doesn't taste very good =v=

Phoenix Honoone doesn't chew gum. Phoenix Honoone chews tin foil.
That doesn't sound very good...

Bullets dodge Phoenix Honoone.
Invincible~? Yay~



Aa....the naive little shota......
Hey~!!!

Shima destroyed the periodic table, because Shima only recognizes the element of surprise.


Simply by pulling on both ends, Shima can stretch diamonds back into coal.


Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Shima beats all 3 at the same time.


Aww yeah. B)