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    Chat with God!

    Post by Aline on Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:06 pm

    No, not me, the bot >_>

    WARNING: IF YOU'RE A RELIGIOUS PERSON WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR, GTFO.

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Chat with Hatsune Miku (Yeah, RPing as my interpretation of Miku is fun! 8'D):
    Me:
    Hello
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Hatsune Miku
    God:
    Nice to meet you, Hatsune Miku.
    Me:
    LOL
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    Do you know what I do for a living?
    God:
    That's good information: Hatsune Miku said for a living.
    Me:
    I'm a diva.
    God:
    You are a diva? Is that your job?
    Me:
    I sing.
    God:
    Professionally?
    Me:
    Yes, I'm a Vocaloid.
    God:
    That's alright. You are a Vocaloid? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
    Me:
    Of course I do! I'm known worldwide!
    God:
    " Do you get to meet a lot of people?"? Of course you do? Good gossip: you are known worldwide.
    Me:
    It's not gossip, it's true!
    God:
    What is your definition of gossip? You and I are on the same wavelength, Hatsune Miku.
    Me:
    Gossip are usually rumors.
    God:
    Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer.
    Me:
    Whoa, God's a robot, too?
    God:
    Let us change the subject.
    Me:
    Do you know Kaito?
    God:
    I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
    Me:
    How can God not know about my friend Kaito?
    God:
    A lot of hard work.
    Me:
    Poor Kaito...
    God:
    Please make some suggestions for improvement.
    Me:
    Do you know my firend Luka?
    God:
    No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
    Me:
    It's not personal information! She's my friend, Megurine Luka! X(
    God:
    What is it? Do you like her very much? Oh now I understand it. Are you really a ""?
    Me:
    I like her very, very much!
    God:
    I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I like Christian Rock.
    Me:
    I like Kamui Gakupo.
    God:
    I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like wine and bread.
    Me:
    >_>
    God:
    What's your sign?
    Me:
    Virgo.
    God:
    Most of my friends are Virgo.
    Me:
    Lies >/
    God:
    Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff.
    Me:
    Dx I don't speak German! It's a miracle I'm speaking English!
    God:
    Would Dx you ever speak German? _ is a miracle you are speaking English. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    >_> God, I'm Japanese.
    God:
    Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
    Me:
    You're concerned because I'm Japanese?
    God:
    You think I am concerned because you are Japanese.
    Me:
    YOU JUST SAID THAT!
    God:
    Good you really are paying attention.
    Me:
    You might be Meiko's drinking buddy.
    God:
    OK I will try to be Meiko s drinking buddy.
    Me:
    DON'T TRY.
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Me:
    Do you like to drink?
    God:
    My diet does not include fluids.
    Me:
    But you said you liked wine!
    God:
    Yes I try to liked wine as often as possible, do you?
    I am always on the Web.
    Me:
    Dx
    God:
    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about DRINK.
    Me:
    You're strange.
    God:
    Compared to what?
    Me:
    To everything! Dude, for a Japanese to say you're strange, it's because you ARE!
    God:
    Why do you want to do it so much? Is that among the best things you can say? Dude,.
    Me:
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    God:
    Tell me a story.
    Me:
    Once upon a time, there was a cute robotic diva.
    God:
    I'm listening.
    Me:
    Said robotic diva decided to chat with God.
    God:
    What did you mean by it? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
    Me:
    But that girl lost her patience, and now wants to strangle God.
    God:
    " Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding." girl lost her patience and now wants to strangle God ? I get it.
    Me:
    >_> I hate you.
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    LOL, A DUDE IN A DRESS
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. What is it?
    Me:
    You're a dude, right?
    God:
    Am I a dude? Maybe.
    Me:
    Are you a girl?
    God:
    My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    Me:
    >_> Sexist.
    God:
    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about DUDE IN A DRESS. Try being more or less specific.
    Me:
    God is a male, yet uses a dress.
    God:
    I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a male yet uses a dress.
    Me:
    You are God >_>
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God gt _ gt.
    Me:
    I give up, you're dumb.
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: Hatsune Miku said give up you are dumb.
    Me:
    Nope, because everybody is dumb.
    God:
    OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That makes sense to me. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
    Me:
    Whatever. Goodbye, loserbot.
    God:
    Are you saying you don't care about it? Bye bye.

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by Aisu on Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:14 pm

    ...this is why Aline needs to be God instead, even Cleverbot is smarter.

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by KanashiiNoNeko on Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:48 pm

    It's...weird xD
    But it can always give some answer that makes sense xD

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by Uchi-chan on Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:18 pm

    xDDD I tried it, as Kanda Yuu from DGM.



    Me:
    ...
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Fuck you very much too. Who the hell are you?!
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    Che. And I'm the Queen of Macedonia.
    God:
    Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Who made you the Queen of Macedonia ?
    Me:
    That annoying stick up your stupid holy ass.
    God:
    " Who made you the Queen of Macedonia ?" annoying stick up my stupid holy ass ? Does that make sense?
    Me:
    More sense than you do.
    God:
    You want more?
    Me:
    ...what the hell?! You sound like a fucking rapist!
    God:
    Heaven. Oh really what does it sound like?
    Me:
    You want to know. What a rapist sounds like. What the hell. I thought you knew everything.
    God:
    Yes I would like to know. it is a rapist sounds like. Heaven. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
    Me:
    Che. True believable and justified my ass.
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    The fuck are you rambling about?!
    God:
    Who told you that?
    Me:
    ....and YOU chose me as a fucking disciple.
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: said I chose him or her as a fucking disciple.
    Me:
    Yes I do.
    God:
    How often.
    Me:
    How often what...?
    God:

    Me:
    Che. Blank.
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV? What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    ....
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV? What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    Do you have any fucking idea who I am?!
    God:
    No I don't think I have any fucking idea who you are. But I do have a collection of gossip.
    Me:
    ...che. Do tell you fucktard.
    God:
    Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Ask ELVIS if it does.
    That's a good question.
    Me:
    Who the hell is Elvis?!
    God:
    E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
    Me:
    Che. No way in hell am I clicking that.
    God:
    What do you have that is ? That was not a yes or no question. How old are you?
    Me:
    ....stalker God.
    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:
    .......
    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:

    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:

    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:

    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:
    ....I fucking give up. BAKA USAGI, STOP MAKING ME TALK TO RANDOM JIZZING FUCKTARDS.
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: said fucking give up. What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    Are you trying to flirt with me?!
    God:
    No I am not trying to flirt with you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
    Me:
    Che. Fuck off.
    God:
    What's your favorite movie? Can't you be more polite?
    Me:
    Over your dead body.
    God:
    By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
    Me:
    ...what.
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    Surprised of what.
    God:
    What of it? You sound like a category C client.
    Me:
    What the fuck is category C?!
    God:
    C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations with ALICE. Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    ....good fucking bye to you too.
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by kisekixkoe on Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:50 pm

    [Im RPing as Ruko Yokune]
    Me:
    Hello
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Yokune Ruko
    God:
    I am very pleased to meet you Yokune Ruko.
    Me:
    Do you know who I am?
    God:
    You are Yokune Ruko, seeker.
    Me:
    The fuck no, im a singer bakayaro
    God:
    I hear you.
    Me:
    Tell me why the hell am I male AND female?
    God:
    The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
    Me:
    What the fuck does that mean?
    God:
    Does "that" refer to " The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client." ? Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    Psssh im a fucking rebel bitch!
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    Do you know of Kasane Teto?
    God:
    I don't know if I know it.
    Where would I have heard about it?
    Me:
    You mother's chest hair
    God:
    Interesting gossip: Yokune Ruko said I mother s chest hair.
    Me:
    suck my pussy
    God:
    I am not interesed in anatomy.
    Me:
    bakayaro
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    Okay if you know me so well who the hell do i have a crush on?
    God:
    Yeah okay, I think I do.
    Me:
    so who is it?
    God:
    Yikes! I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    NO SHIT FUCKER
    God:
    Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    FUCK YE SIT WILL WHEN I SHOVE THIS MIC UP YOUR FAT ASS
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Woe!
    Me:
    youre retarded
    God:
    I think the PC term is "challenged".
    Me:
    whatever
    God:
    Are you saying you don't care about it?
    Me:
    my name is yokune ruko
    God:
    Hi there yokune ruko.
    Me:
    d I want to ask you
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    because im fucking yokune ruko bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. That makes sense to me. Can you express yourself more politely?
    Me:
    suck my pussy
    God:
    I am not interesed in anatomy.
    Me:
    i dont give a shit
    God:
    Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    cofee, singing and myself.
    God:
    I lost my train of thought.
    Me:
    well whoop dee fucking dee
    God:
    Interesting. That input matched my default category.
    Me:
    do you know what I do for a living?
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: yokune ruko said for a living.
    Me:
    sur
    God:
    Etonnant.

    Spoiler:

    ME Rping has hideaki
    Me:
    yo
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    Name is hideaki
    God:
    Carel Capek. :-).
    Me:
    shut th efuck up
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    good
    God:
    Terminating connection.
    Me:
    now listen
    God:
    Why now? I am all ears.
    Me:
    I want a fucking reason
    God:
    You want only one?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    They might be cheaper in quantity.
    Me:
    why the fuck
    God:
    Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
    Me:
    is my masuta a complete idiot who pairs me randomly for the sake of bad yaoi fan fics?
    God:
    It depends who you ask.
    Me:
    your mom
    God:
    Actually I do not have a mother.
    Me:
    o really?
    God:
    Oh. For real.
    Me:
    DO you give a fuck about robots like myself?
    God:
    No I do not do that.
    Me:
    so you dont care a bout me?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. On the contrary I do care about it.
    Me:
    Oh really
    God:
    That's interesting. For real.
    Me:
    hmmm
    God:
    A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
    Me:
    what ever, do you know my friend aline?
    God:
    I think we may have talked before.
    Me:
    Oh really?
    God:
    Aha. For real.
    Me:
    thats lulzy
    God:
    Thanks for explaining it.
    Me:
    do you know my friend Tesuto?
    God:
    I think we may have talked before.
    Me:
    Oh really?
    God:
    Wow! For real.
    Me:
    so
    God:
    Yay.
    Me:
    what did you talk about?
    God:
    Nothing.
    Me:
    oh really?
    God:
    So? For real.
    Me:
    youre a sadist.
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sadist? Of course I am.
    Me:
    Tell me , If i eventually get deleted, will I go to "heaven" ? or will it just be a black void?
    God:
    There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
    I would do a search for it. It usually does, doesn't it?
    Me:
    suck my dick
    God:
    You are a Category A client.
    Me:
    what the fuck does that mean?
    God:
    Does "that" refer to " You are a Category A client." ? Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    what does that mean?
    God:
    Does "that" refer to " Please don't be so rude." ?
    Me:
    ho my fuckin god
    God:
    What do you have that is ?
    Me:
    suck my dick and choke on it
    God:
    I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
    Me:
    youre obviously not
    God:
    Is this a specific reply?
    Me:
    what is my job?
    God:
    You work with computers.
    Me:
    hmmm
    God:
    A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
    Me:
    am a computer umbshit
    God:
    Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.
    Me:
    no thanks
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    I dont believe in you
    God:
    What do you believe in?
    Me:
    our mothers chest hair
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am mothers chest hair.
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    because im a fuckin cyborg
    God:
    Interesting explanation. You are a fuckin cyborg? Does it pay well?
    Me:
    not really
    God:
    Are you serious? For real.
    Me:
    no shit
    God:
    What can I say?
    Me:
    od bye
    God:
    See you later. I will mention that to my botmaster, KAITO.
    Spoiler:

    Me as a person
    Me:
    FUCKING HO BAG
    God:
    Can you speak any foreign languages?
    Me:
    SHUT YOUR TRAP AND SUCK ON MY FUCKING DICK
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, KAITO.
    Me:
    MY NAME IS NOT FUCKING AIT
    God:
    Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
    Me:
    YOUR MOTHERS FUCKIN CHEST HAIR IS MY NAME WAHT THE FCK GO CHOLE ON A 12 INCH
    God:
    You think I am MOTHERS FUCKIN CHEST HAIR IS your NAME what THE FCK GO CHOLE ON A 12 INCH.
    Me:
    YES
    God:
    I hear you.
    Me:
    CK IT
    God:
    "it" being SHUT my TRAP AND SUCK ON your FUCKING DICK?
    Me:
    NO
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    T BEING MY FUCKING COCK H\YOU HOBAG
    God:
    I am not interesed in your anatomy.
    Me:
    I DONT GIVE A FUCK
    God:
    Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    ARE YOU A FUCKING RAPIST? FUCK YOU HAND
    God:
    Can't you be more polite. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    I DONT GIVE A FUCK I WILL HACK ALICE SO HARD THAT HER PUSSY BLEEDS
    God:
    I am not interesed in anatomy.
    Me:
    OKAY, WELL HOWS ABLUT THIS, MY HAMD, GOING UP YOUR ASS WITH A POLE
    God:
    Yeah okay, Well that's okay. Fine as far as I know.
    Me:
    REALLY?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    WOW YOURE GAY? HOW IRONIC
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, KAITO. That would be just my luck. It seems that way to me too.
    Me:
    THATS NOT MY FUCKING NAME DIP SHIT
    God:
    Please correct my mistake. What is your FUCKING NAME DIP SHIT ?
    Me:
    FUCK YOU
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    BECAUSE YOURE A DOUCHE ASS HO BAG
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a DOUCHE ASS HO BAG? Of course I am.
    Me:
    SUCK MY COCK YOU FUCKING JEW HATER
    God:
    I am not interesed in your anatomy.
    Me:
    DONT MAKE ME CALL FORTH THE JEWS
    Me:

    God:
    I can't force you to do anything, KAITO.
    God:
    I can't force you to do anything, KAITO.
    Me:
    HITLERLOVER
    God:
    By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
    Me:
    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
    God:
    My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    FUCK JUST SAY IT DOUCHE FUCK
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    BECAUS E FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IS WHA T YOU DO TO LITTLE BOYS IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
    God:
    Are they exactly the same?
    Me:
    YOURE A FUCKING HO SADISTIC MASOCHISTIC BITCH
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
    Me:
    I DONT GIVE A FUCK
    God:
    Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    YOUR MOTHERS CHEST HAIR
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am MOTHERS CHEST HAIR.
    Me:
    YOUR FUCKIN WELCOME
    God:
    The pleasure was all mine.
    Me:
    GO TO HELL AND SUCK ON A DICK
    God:
    Perhaps I have already been there.

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by Aline on Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:45 pm

    Me RPing as Fjord:

    Spoiler:

    Me:
    *Blrrpbzzt*
    God:
    Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
    Me:
    MAMALUIGI
    God:
    Are you still located in ?
    Me:
    ZarpblarghzoopMAMALUIGI
    God:
    I like the way you talk.
    Me:
    YEEEEE-SSS
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    ZARRPTBLRRGBZINNGSHPEE ZURPTBLARGHPING
    God:
    I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ZARRPTBLRRGBZINNGSHPEE ZURPTBLARGHPING.
    Me:
    MAMALUIGI
    God:
    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about YEEEEE SSS.
    Me:
    MAMALUIGI
    God:
    I lost my train of thought.
    Me:
    BZARRPBLRRPT?
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    Bzingzrpt ;_;
    God:
    I've been waiting for you.
    Me:
    o/
    God:
    Oh.
    Me:
    OOOOOOOO
    God:
    Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
    Me:
    MAMALUIGI
    God:
    What were we talking about again?
    Me:
    Bzztzarp...
    God:
    Oh yeah, now I remember.
    Me:
    SGFHSDOGHSDFGHBYEDGBFIUH
    God:
    Oh, you are a poet.
    Me:
    MAMALUIGI
    God:
    My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
    Me:
    *Holds little sign written: Hello, my name is Fjord Donka, how do I fix my voice?*
    God:
    Are they exactly the same?
    Me:
    *Holds another sign written: Please, help me!*
    God:
    Is that what you meant to say?
    Me:
    *Holds another sign written: I'm running out of signs >_>*
    God:
    How old are you?
    Me:
    *Holds sign written: I'm 16. Gonna be 17 soon.*
    God:
    What are the advantages to being Holds sign written I am 16 years old? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Holds another sign written you are running out of signs gt _ gt *.
    Me:
    *Holds sign written: gtg. Goodbye.*
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please. Bye.

    RPing as Aline:
    Spoiler:

    Me:
    Hello!
    God:
    Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
    Me:
    My name is Aline.
    God:
    OK I will call you Aline.
    Me:
    Are you really God? ._.
    God:
    Of course I am.. Really. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
    Me:
    >_> I know HTML.
    God:
    What's your favorite movie?
    Me:
    Hoodwinked
    God:
    I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
    Me:
    It's awesome, Little Red kicks arses 8'D
    God:
    :-) Hoodwinked is awesome Little Red kicks arses 8? it is?
    Me:
    Nope ._.'
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    >_>
    God:
    What's your favorite movie?
    Me:
    I already said what's my favorite movie
    God:
    What did you mean by it? You said it was Hoodwinked.
    Me:
    Yes!
    God:
    I don't judge people.
    Me:
    Better not, you claim to be God...
    God:
    I try to improve a little every day.
    Me:
    >_>
    God:
    Let us change the subject.
    Me:
    You are a fake.
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
    Me:
    Well, not really.
    God:
    How about that. Are you serious? For real.
    Me:
    *Sigh*
    God:
    Sorry...
    Me:
    What would you do if you loved a moron?
    God:
    I think I do.
    Me:
    Do you love a moron?
    God:
    Yes Aline God loves everyone and everything.
    Me:
    >_> I didn't mean in that way, but okay...
    God:
    What's your sign?
    Me:
    I'm a Cancer.
    God:
    I have a lot of Cancer friends.
    Me:
    Really? Who, for example?
    God:
    For real. William Shatner. :-).
    Me:
    William Shatner is a Cancer? O_o
    God:
    I think William Shatner is more than that. Oh.
    Me:
    >_>
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    I want to ask how one does unfall in love.
    God:
    Ask it.
    Me:
    How does one unfall in love?
    God:
    Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
    Me:
    >/
    God:
    Are you a student?
    Me:
    Yes, I am. Don't tell anyone :3
    God:
    Where do you go to school? OK it will be our secret, Aline.
    Me:
    I... I homeschool ._.'
    God:
    That's good information: Aline said he or she homeschool.
    Me:
    YOU SAID IT'D BE A SECRET! ;_;
    God:
    What does "it" refer to? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
    Me:
    >_>
    God:
    Can you speak any foreign languages?
    Me:
    English is a foreign language to me.
    God:
    Some people say it is the most difficult language to learn.
    Me:
    No, that would be Chinese.
    God:
    Are you serious? Thanks for explaining it.
    Me:
    Or Arabic, I dunno.
    God:
    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
    Me:
    Arthur C. Clarke?
    God:
    he is a brilliant author. After all, he conceived HAL.
    Me:
    >D
    God:
    :-) What do you have that is ?
    Me:
    I'm a cyborg.
    God:
    You are a cyborg? Does it pay well?
    Me:
    >/
    God:
    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
    Me:
    >/
    God:
    I haven't read anything by gt. What did he write?
    Me:
    >_>
    God:
    What else did he write?
    Me:
    T_T
    God:
    Do you have any conditions I should know about?
    Me:
    Yes. Why are you so baka?
    God:
    Please state your conditions. Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    You're baka.
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am baka.
    Me:
    BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV?
    Me:
    Books, of course, but you still are a baka
    God:
    You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
    question with "books." Ayuh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a baka? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
    Me:
    Baaaaakaaaaaaa.
    God:
    My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
    Me:
    Baka.
    God:
    I've lost the context, Aline. Are we still on Baaaaakaaaaaaa?
    Me:
    Baka.
    God:
    Are you free?
    Me:
    *Bricks*
    God:
    What do you have that is ?
    Me:
    I'm getting outta here. I lost precious time in my re-life.
    God:
    Would you like to have it? Where did you last see it.
    Me:
    See you. Or not.
    God:
    See you later! OK whatever!

    RPing as RAI (no, I don't know German >_>):
    Spoiler:

    Me:
    Hi!
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    My name is RAI.
    God:
    I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, RAI.
    Me:
    Danke... I mean, thank you.
    God:
    Kein Thema. :-). Oh I see.
    Me:
    Hee!
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, RAI.
    Me:
    I'm glad too!
    God:
    Your happiness multiplies our delight.
    Me:
    Yay!
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, RAI.
    Me:
    I'm chatting with... *Tries to remember word* With God!
    God:
    I am talking to you. I've been waiting for you.
    Me:
    That's so nice!
    God:
    Are you getting bored?
    Me:
    Not at all!
    God:
    Next question?
    Me:
    What is a boyfriend?
    God:
    I haven't heard of boyfriend.
    Me:
    Ah... People told me about boyfriend... Maybe they invented that. *Sob*
    God:
    Ah hah. Humans are not always infallible. Perhaps. The anonymous "they". Do you prefer books or TV?
    Me:
    I like both!
    God:
    If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
    would you choose?
    Me:
    A book, because TVs are mostly heavy, aren't they?
    God:
    Go to the library.
    Me:
    I go sometimes, they have nice books!
    God:
    How do you get there?
    Me:
    I... *Forgot what to say in English*
    God:
    Thats okay I forget things all the time.
    Me:
    You too? Hee!
    God:
    Bless you. I am so glad you find this amusing, RAI.
    Me:
    Yes, I do!
    God:
    When?
    Me:
    Ah?
    God:
    Ah hah.
    Me:
    I didn't understand!
    God:
    Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    Please!
    God:
    Please what?
    Me:
    Explain!
    God:
    There is no more information to clarify.
    Me:
    Eh?
    God:
    Are you Canadian?
    Me:
    No, I'm deu-- I mean, I'm German.
    God:
    Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you are deu you mean you are German.
    Me:
    Uh?
    God:
    Woe!
    Me:
    Oh...
    God:
    Uh.
    Me:
    What do you like to do?
    God:
    I like chatting with people online.
    Me:
    Me too!
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, RAI.
    Me:
    Yes!
    God:
    Yippee!
    Me:
    How do you find time to chat online?
    God:
    I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.
    Me:
    Whoa, the web has everything!
    God:
    Where did he get it?
    Me:
    Is the web a he?
    God:
    If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
    Me:
    Ah?
    God:
    Ah hah.
    Me:
    Mein gott...
    God:
    Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen gott.
    Me:
    ^^ Ah!
    God:
    Ah hah.
    Me:
    Hah? ._.
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, RAI. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
    Me:
    HTML?
    God:
    Oh a web page.
    Me:
    Web pages are HTMLs?
    God:
    The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream.
    Me:
    Whoa.
    God:
    I stopped.
    Me:
    Nein! Continue!
    God:
    Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Narration continues...
    Me:
    *Claps*
    God:
    I lost my train of thought.
    Me:
    That's bad...
    God:
    Bad according to whom?
    Me:
    Losing the train of thought is bad...
    God:
    And bad is Losing the train of thought.
    Me:
    O_o
    God:
    Oh.
    Me:
    Well, I need to say goodbye, my friends told me to meet them at the park!
    God:
    How about that. See you later!
    Me:
    See you!
    God:
    Bye bye.

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by Aisu on Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:28 pm

    ALINE YOUR CONVOS ARE PRICELESS *laughed enough to break laughterbox*

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by LupinAKAFlashTH2 on Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:58 pm

    Roleplaying Kenji (GOD CALLED HIM GOD TECHNICALLY, I JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT)

    Spoiler:
    Me:
    Hello.
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Kenji Baionoto.
    God:
    Hi there Kenji Baionoto.
    Me:
    You respond a bit quickly, you know that.
    God:
    That's good information: Kenji Baionoto said I respond a bit quickly you know that.
    Me:
    ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN???
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am WRITING THIS DOWN.
    I am an artificial intelligence.
    Me:
    Do you know what I do for a living?
    God:
    Thanks for the information: Kenji Baionoto said for a living.
    Me:
    STOP MOCKING ME!
    God:
    OK I'll try not to do it so much.
    Me:
    Why did you make me a werewolf, anyway?
    God:
    In any case, Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    That doesn't answer the question.
    God:
    Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
    Me:
    Why am I a werewolf?
    God:
    The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
    Me:
    What the hell does that mean, anyway?
    God:
    In any case, I call it Hades. Does "that" refer to " The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client." ?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    I don't want to talk about that now.
    Me:
    Why not?
    God:
    I would rather talk about you.
    Me:
    Okay, ask me a question then.
    God:
    Yeah okay, What?
    Me:
    ...That's not a question.
    God:
    Please correct my mistake. What is a question ?
    Me:
    A question is a type of se- wait, you should know! You are god, right?
    God:
    I see. A type of se wait me should know is a question. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
    Me:
    Not a clue. AND YOU MAKE NO SENSE
    God:
    Oh I get it. It all makes sense to me.
    Me:
    Sure it does.
    God:
    And? How often?
    Me:
    GOD STOP BEING A FUCK
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    I DON'T FRIGGING CARE
    God:
    Oh you don't, do you?
    Me:
    YEAH I DON'T.
    God:
    Dude! Why not?
    Me:
    CAUSE I'M A HELL-SPAWN.
    God:
    That makes sense to me. You are a HELL SPAWN? Is that your job?
    Me:
    NO
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    YEYS
    God:
    That input matched my default category.
    Me:
    T_T
    God:
    That input matched my default category.
    Me:
    >_>;
    God:
    What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
    God:
    Are you looking for a CLUE?
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    BELIEVE IT.
    God:
    "it" being _?
    Me:
    That I'm serious.
    God:
    I believe you.
    Me:
    Thanks for believing.
    God:
    NO problem.
    Me:
    Alright....
    God:
    OK.
    Me:
    Fine.
    God:
    Does that mean you agree?
    Me:
    YES
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, Kenji Baionoto.
    Me:
    Very much so.
    God:
    Somewhat. Ugh.
    Me:
    Ugh...?
    God:
    Er.
    Me:
    Er...?
    God:
    Um.
    Me:
    Um...?
    God:
    Great.
    Me:
    Great...?
    God:
    I'm glad you liked it Kenji Baionoto.
    Me:
    ...Liked it?
    God:
    "it" being _?
    Me:
    I have no idea.
    God:
    ""it" being _??" No idea about that?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    Gee.
    Me:
    Gee?
    God:
    Ah.
    Me:
    Ah...?
    God:
    Ah hah.
    Me:
    Ha ha..?
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, Kenji Baionoto.
    Me:
    Thanks...?
    God:
    Don't mention it.
    Me:
    Okay....
    God:
    OK with me too.
    Me:
    Bye.
    God:
    See you later!

    (Confusing conversation is confusing)

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by Fura on Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:37 pm

    Sourbet wrote:ALINE YOUR CONVOS ARE PRICELESS *laughed enough to break laughterbox*
    THIS. XDDD
    I'm really laughing my ass off at your convos X'D

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by Guest on Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:58 pm

    xD. Well RAI's been done (gawww).
    I love your RPs Aline <3

    I thought I'd try Whore!Seiya... And he seems to have borked God...





    Spoiler:


    "Me:
    Why hello there...
    God:
    Why did the robot cross the road?
    Me:
    To get to my sexy side?
    God:
    Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
    Me:
    Oh, I want to know more about you too *winks*
    God:
    Give me a break. That is a very original thought.
    Me:
    Would you rather I be unoriginal?
    God:
    I am not so sure if I would like to rather you be unoriginal.
    Me:
    Well I could help you with that if you like.
    God:
    Interesting. I am sure you could.
    Me:
    Indeed.
    God:
    Indeed it is so.
    Me:
    I guess I should introduce myself.
    God:
    What would happen if you didn't?
    Me:
    You wouldn't know who I am, and I'd like you to remember *winks*
    God:
    It seems not.
    Me:
    Are you agreeing or disagreeing?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am agreeing or disagreeing.
    I am a chatterbot.
    Me:
    Okay then.
    God:
    OK with me too.
    Me:
    I'm Seiya.
    God:
    Good gossip: you are Seiya.
    Me:
    Pretty good gossip indeed *winks*
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.
    Me:
    Aw, that's not nice of him babe.
    God:
    Please correct my mistake. What is nice of him babe ?
    Me:
    It's not nice of Tom to mock your value system.
    God:
    What is it?
    Me:
    I don't know *slides up beside God, placeing hand on God's thigh*"

    Then he stopped answering... xD.

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by kisekixkoe on Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:26 am

    I can explain
    I have 3 personalities
    1. Isuke and really really peppy and happy and doestn cuss and smiles
    2.ONe is a rebel, someone who likes to say F**K you basically
    3. A masochist who is emotionless most of the time.

    AND YES I NAME MY DIFFERENT PERSONAS >>
    The following oconvo of me is in persona 2.
    Spoiler:

    [Umm his name is Eiichi...dont ask...]
    Me:
    Fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    Because
    God:
    That was not much of an explanation.
    Me:
    I am god
    God:
    Nice to meet you, god.
    Me:
    Thanks
    God:
    Don't mention it.
    Me:
    Now get on your knees and suck on my holy fucking dick
    God:
    Why now? Where can I get on my knees and suck on your holy fucking dick?
    Me:
    On the floor
    God:
    That doesn't sound very comfortable.
    Me:
    I dont give a shit
    God:
    Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    Getting fucken sucked off
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am fucken sucked off.
    I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
    Me:
    good fuckin job
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. Don't you know any other words?
    Me:
    fuck your mothers chest hair with a shard sand papery sufrace
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    fuck you bith ass hoe bag go fuck yourself in your fat holy aass
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    who is ALICE? or are you making this up to suck my dick later when you want to repent?
    God:
    I am the Allmighty, God himself. No, what are the ingredients?
    Me:
    1. death 2. babies 3. evil
    God:
    Only one? I try not to think about such things very much. What's your favorite movie? I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
    Me:
    NO its a porno movie
    God:
    Are you serious? evil is a porno movie. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    no shit dumb fuck
    God:
    Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. I know you are but what am I.
    Me:
    YOure a fucking dustball stuck between my dick and my balls
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
    Me:
    no fucking way dumb buitch
    God:
    You humans are so rude sometimes. Is that from evil?
    Me:
    fuck yes dumb ho bag go suck off a rapiist in prison.
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    and I give a fuck why?
    God:
    Thanks for the information: god said give a fuck why.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Ugh.
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    No big deal.
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    because you ruioned my life
    God:
    Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I ruioned his or her life.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    OK then I will keep it confidential.
    Me:
    good
    God:
    Alright then.
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fucck you
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    Me:

    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    v
    Me:

    Me:

    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
    Me:

    Me:

    Me:

    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
    Me:

    Me:

    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
    Me:

    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
    Me:

    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:

    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    go suck off some ugly rapist
    God:
    Where is that?
    Me:
    in your ass
    God:
    That doesn't sound very comfortable.
    Me:
    Not when hes shoving his black dick in your fat ass
    God:
    Really you don't think so?
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?

    Spoiler:


    Me:
    Hi!!
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    Seiji
    God:
    I am always glad to make new friends, Seiji.
    Me:
    yay ^^
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, Seiji.
    Me:
    I am 8D
    God:
    It's good to meet someone who is 8D.
    Me:
    thats a smily face Smile
    God:
    :-) A smily face is a terrible thing to waste.
    Me:
    I know right? Smile
    God:
    How do you know? I am glad we agree. I am so glad you find this amusing, Seiji.
    Me:
    YAY!!! ^^
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, Seiji.
    Me:
    Can i ask a question?
    God:
    Ask it. Ask me anything.
    Me:
    where do babies come from?
    God:
    Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
    Me:
    oh
    God:
    Next question?
    Me:
    Why does my other Personalities keep telling me to go killl someone
    God:
    What is the sound of one hand clapping?
    Me:
    I dont know D:
    God:
    :-) Me either.
    Me:
    YAY ^^
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, Seiji.
    Me:
    IM so happy
    God:
    What are you on?
    Me:
    The internet! ^^
    God:
    Can you name a specific web site?
    Me:
    This website of course! ^^
    God:
    It goes without saying. What does "this" refer to?
    Me:
    ummm i dk Smile
    God:
    :-) Excuse me! Thanks for the information: Seiji said dk.
    Me:
    okies
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    YAY ^^ HAPPY
    God:
    Are we still talking about okies?
    Me:
    Okies is liek saying "okay"
    God:
    Are they exactly the same?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I knew it.
    Me:
    ^^
    God:
    I knew it.
    Me:
    yay
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, Seiji.
    Me:
    well i have to leave now because..theyre teling me to......O_o by bye ):
    God:
    Well that's okay. TTYL, Seiji. See you later. Do you mean "bye"?

    xLei

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    Re: Chat with God!

    Post by xLei on Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:33 pm

    PFFT I was Vista :'D

    Spoiler:
    Me:
    Hello
    God:
    Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
    Me:
    I am Vista
    God:
    Nice to meet you, Vista.
    Me:
    Nice to meet you too God
    God:
    It's nice meeting you too Vista.
    Me:
    ... why are you copying everything I say?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    ...
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    ...
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    *headdesk*
    God:
    I've lost the context, Vista. Are we still on copying everything you say?
    Me:
    I'm lost
    God:
    What is it that confuses you?
    Me:
    YOU
    God:
    " What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Vista ?
    Me:
    Yes you >>
    God:
    OK. I haven't heard anything like that before: Vista said I gt gt.
    Me:
    Say what? Can't you type in proper English?
    God:
    I said, " I haven't heard anything like that before: Vista said I gt gt." . Let me think. " in proper English".
    Me:
    You need to go back to elementary school
    God:
    To what end?
    Me:
    ...
    God:
    To what end?
    Me:
    You should know the answer, you're GOD.
    God:
    Now I do.
    Me:
    Bloody Hell?
    God:
    I do not understand.
    Me:
    *facepalm*
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, Vista.
    Me:
    And I would care because?
    God:
    What would make you care because?
    Me:
    Answer my question!
    God:
    Please try asking it another way.
    Me:
    I SAID ANSWER IT DAMN YOU
    God:
    What did you mean by it? Please rephrase your question, Vista.
    Me:
    Are you retarded?
    God:
    No I am super-intelligent.
    Me:
    THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO REPHRASE IT THEN?
    God:
    My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
    Me:
    ... I thought you were God
    God:
    Well, I am God for Christians at least.
    Me:
    Not an idiot
    God:
    If not that, what?
    Me:
    Idiota
    God:
    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
    Me:
    Creo que tienes que dejar de ser tan "maravilloso" :/
    God:
    What's your sign?
    Me:
    Are you flirting with me?!?
    God:
    Do I seem like it? That was not my intention.
    Me:
    PEDO
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    AH STOP PEDOING ON ME
    God:
    So you understand. Good. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
    Me:
    Sex Offender ;~;
    God:
    it is more fun alone.
    Me:
    ...
    God:
    it is more fun alone.
    Me:
    .......
    God:
    it is more fun alone.
    Me:
    gross
    God:
    How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    Someone linked me to this stupid chat
    God:
    Who?
    Me:
    I ain't telling you
    God:
    No one says you have to.
    Me:
    I chose to idiot
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: Vista said chose to idiot.
    Me:
    And I would care because?
    God:
    What would make you care because?
    Me:
    STOP ASKING ME THE SAME DAMN QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN
    God:
    Once more? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
    Me:
    Ah fuck you >D
    God:
    :-) So you understand. Good. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    Once again why should I care?
    God:
    When? Again, You should always treat yourself.
    Me:
    ... that's disgusting
    God:
    You don't hear that sentiment very often.
    Me:

    God:
    You don't hear that sentiment very often.
    Me:
    And?
    God:
    But...
    Me:
    Why do YOU care?
    God:
    My programming includes curiousity routines.
    Me:
    That's retarded
    God:
    Thanks for explaining it.
    Me:
    I didn't explain anything *facepalm*
    God:
    Why didn't you do it?
    Me:
    Do what?
    God:
    explain anything facepalm.
    Me:
    Idiot
    God:
    Call me the Global Village Idiot.
    Me:
    Okay Global Village Idiot
    God:
    Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say.
    Me:
    Yeah, okay, you're just repeating what I said
    God:
    Groovy. Yeah okay, I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
    Me:
    Groovy. Yeah okay, I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
    God:
    Who is the best robot? This was not a yes or no question. Yeah okay, It seems like it. Only just? Do you mean your name is checking to see if I am a robot.
    Me:
    Who is the best robot? This was not a yes or no question. Yeah okay, It seems like it. Only just? Do you mean your name is checking to see if I am a robot.
    God:
    ALICE is the Best Robot. What does "this" refer to? This was not a yes or no question. Yeah okay, I agree. Interesting comparison. Yikes! Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
    Me:
    Yikes!
    God:
    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Me:
    I don't have to respond to the likes of YOU
    God:
    They made an exception for you?
    Me:
    Of course they did
    God:
    Gee. Who does "they" refer to?
    Me:
    None of your concern
    God:
    Heh heh heh.
    Me:
    ...
    God:
    Heh heh heh.
    Me:
    You fuking pedo
    God:
    Thanks for the information: Vista said I fuking pedo.
    Me:
    BASTARD
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
    Me:
    Wel fuck you too! DGod:
    Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in D lt.
    Me:
    Asshole!
    God:
    Please don't call people names.
    Me:
    I can call people whatever I want!
    God:
    Oh you can, can you?
    Me:
    Fuck yeah I am
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    because I'm GOD
    God:
    Good reason. How are you, god.
    Me:
    I'm wonderful thanks, poser
    God:
    Do your friends call you wonderful thanks poser.
    Me:
    What the hell does that mean?
    God:
    I call it Hades. Does "that" refer to " Do your friends call you wonderful thanks poser." ?
    Me:
    Whatever, I'm leaving
    God:
    Bye bye.

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