Yes, you heard me. =u=
The almighty witch of goatees is spreading her powers to each and every one of you, allowing you all to have your own reign!
All you have to do is take claim of your realm and immediately, it will become yours!
To take claim of your realm, simply draw a picture of your witch self, or describe your witch self (or both :~D) and explain what it is that you rule over and what your powers as realm leader include! *u*
The fabulous child before you happens to be scarfu, the witch of goatees! *U* She possesses the power to make any man grow a goatee on the spot with a wave of her mustache wand. She can also entrance weak men with goatees into becoming her servants with her moe tears, but some goatee men are too strong for her attacks, at which she pouts and stomps away. :c
tldr; design yourself as an Umineko type witch and describe what your title is and what your powers are. XD