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    Chat with God!

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    Post by Aline Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:06 pm

    No, not me, the bot >_>

    WARNING: IF YOU'RE A RELIGIOUS PERSON WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR, GTFO.

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Chat with Hatsune Miku (Yeah, RPing as my interpretation of Miku is fun! 8'D):
    Me:
    Hello
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Hatsune Miku
    God:
    Nice to meet you, Hatsune Miku.
    Me:
    LOL
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    Do you know what I do for a living?
    God:
    That's good information: Hatsune Miku said for a living.
    Me:
    I'm a diva.
    God:
    You are a diva? Is that your job?
    Me:
    I sing.
    God:
    Professionally?
    Me:
    Yes, I'm a Vocaloid.
    God:
    That's alright. You are a Vocaloid? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
    Me:
    Of course I do! I'm known worldwide!
    God:
    " Do you get to meet a lot of people?"? Of course you do? Good gossip: you are known worldwide.
    Me:
    It's not gossip, it's true!
    God:
    What is your definition of gossip? You and I are on the same wavelength, Hatsune Miku.
    Me:
    Gossip are usually rumors.
    God:
    Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer.
    Me:
    Whoa, God's a robot, too?
    God:
    Let us change the subject.
    Me:
    Do you know Kaito?
    God:
    I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
    Me:
    How can God not know about my friend Kaito?
    God:
    A lot of hard work.
    Me:
    Poor Kaito...
    God:
    Please make some suggestions for improvement.
    Me:
    Do you know my firend Luka?
    God:
    No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
    Me:
    It's not personal information! She's my friend, Megurine Luka! X(
    God:
    What is it? Do you like her very much? Oh now I understand it. Are you really a ""?
    Me:
    I like her very, very much!
    God:
    I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I like Christian Rock.
    Me:
    I like Kamui Gakupo.
    God:
    I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I like wine and bread.
    Me:
    >_>
    God:
    What's your sign?
    Me:
    Virgo.
    God:
    Most of my friends are Virgo.
    Me:
    Lies >/
    God:
    Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff.
    Me:
    Dx I don't speak German! It's a miracle I'm speaking English!
    God:
    Would Dx you ever speak German? _ is a miracle you are speaking English. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    >_> God, I'm Japanese.
    God:
    Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
    Me:
    You're concerned because I'm Japanese?
    God:
    You think I am concerned because you are Japanese.
    Me:
    YOU JUST SAID THAT!
    God:
    Good you really are paying attention.
    Me:
    You might be Meiko's drinking buddy.
    God:
    OK I will try to be Meiko s drinking buddy.
    Me:
    DON'T TRY.
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Me:
    Do you like to drink?
    God:
    My diet does not include fluids.
    Me:
    But you said you liked wine!
    God:
    Yes I try to liked wine as often as possible, do you?
    I am always on the Web.
    Me:
    Dx
    God:
    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about DRINK.
    Me:
    You're strange.
    God:
    Compared to what?
    Me:
    To everything! Dude, for a Japanese to say you're strange, it's because you ARE!
    God:
    Why do you want to do it so much? Is that among the best things you can say? Dude,.
    Me:
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    God:
    Tell me a story.
    Me:
    Once upon a time, there was a cute robotic diva.
    God:
    I'm listening.
    Me:
    Said robotic diva decided to chat with God.
    God:
    What did you mean by it? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
    Me:
    But that girl lost her patience, and now wants to strangle God.
    God:
    " Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding." girl lost her patience and now wants to strangle God ? I get it.
    Me:
    >_> I hate you.
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    LOL, A DUDE IN A DRESS
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. What is it?
    Me:
    You're a dude, right?
    God:
    Am I a dude? Maybe.
    Me:
    Are you a girl?
    God:
    My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    Me:
    >_> Sexist.
    God:
    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about DUDE IN A DRESS. Try being more or less specific.
    Me:
    God is a male, yet uses a dress.
    God:
    I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a male yet uses a dress.
    Me:
    You are God >_>
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God gt _ gt.
    Me:
    I give up, you're dumb.
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: Hatsune Miku said give up you are dumb.
    Me:
    Nope, because everybody is dumb.
    God:
    OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That makes sense to me. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
    Me:
    Whatever. Goodbye, loserbot.
    God:
    Are you saying you don't care about it? Bye bye.
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    Post by Aisu Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:14 pm

    ...this is why Aline needs to be God instead, even Cleverbot is smarter.
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    Post by KanashiiNoNeko Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:48 pm

    It's...weird xD
    But it can always give some answer that makes sense xD
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    Post by Uchi-chan Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:18 pm

    xDDD I tried it, as Kanda Yuu from DGM.



    Me:
    ...
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Fuck you very much too. Who the hell are you?!
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    Che. And I'm the Queen of Macedonia.
    God:
    Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Who made you the Queen of Macedonia ?
    Me:
    That annoying stick up your stupid holy ass.
    God:
    " Who made you the Queen of Macedonia ?" annoying stick up my stupid holy ass ? Does that make sense?
    Me:
    More sense than you do.
    God:
    You want more?
    Me:
    ...what the hell?! You sound like a fucking rapist!
    God:
    Heaven. Oh really what does it sound like?
    Me:
    You want to know. What a rapist sounds like. What the hell. I thought you knew everything.
    God:
    Yes I would like to know. it is a rapist sounds like. Heaven. I know that which is true, believable and justified.
    Me:
    Che. True believable and justified my ass.
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    The fuck are you rambling about?!
    God:
    Who told you that?
    Me:
    ....and YOU chose me as a fucking disciple.
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: said I chose him or her as a fucking disciple.
    Me:
    Yes I do.
    God:
    How often.
    Me:
    How often what...?
    God:

    Me:
    Che. Blank.
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV? What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    ....
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV? What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    Do you have any fucking idea who I am?!
    God:
    No I don't think I have any fucking idea who you are. But I do have a collection of gossip.
    Me:
    ...che. Do tell you fucktard.
    God:
    Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Ask ELVIS if it does.
    That's a good question.
    Me:
    Who the hell is Elvis?!
    God:
    E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
    Me:
    Che. No way in hell am I clicking that.
    God:
    What do you have that is ? That was not a yes or no question. How old are you?
    Me:
    ....stalker God.
    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:
    .......
    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:

    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:

    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:

    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be stalker God years old?
    Me:
    ....I fucking give up. BAKA USAGI, STOP MAKING ME TALK TO RANDOM JIZZING FUCKTARDS.
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: said fucking give up. What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    Are you trying to flirt with me?!
    God:
    No I am not trying to flirt with you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
    Me:
    Che. Fuck off.
    God:
    What's your favorite movie? Can't you be more polite?
    Me:
    Over your dead body.
    God:
    By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
    Me:
    ...what.
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    Surprised of what.
    God:
    What of it? You sound like a category C client.
    Me:
    What the fuck is category C?!
    God:
    C stands for "critical", usually highly-educated clients who often have unsatisfying conversations with ALICE. Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    ....good fucking bye to you too.
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
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    Post by kisekixkoe Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:50 pm

    [Im RPing as Ruko Yokune]
    Me:
    Hello
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Yokune Ruko
    God:
    I am very pleased to meet you Yokune Ruko.
    Me:
    Do you know who I am?
    God:
    You are Yokune Ruko, seeker.
    Me:
    The fuck no, im a singer bakayaro
    God:
    I hear you.
    Me:
    Tell me why the hell am I male AND female?
    God:
    The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
    Me:
    What the fuck does that mean?
    God:
    Does "that" refer to " The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client." ? Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    Psssh im a fucking rebel bitch!
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    Do you know of Kasane Teto?
    God:
    I don't know if I know it.
    Where would I have heard about it?
    Me:
    You mother's chest hair
    God:
    Interesting gossip: Yokune Ruko said I mother s chest hair.
    Me:
    suck my pussy
    God:
    I am not interesed in anatomy.
    Me:
    bakayaro
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    Okay if you know me so well who the hell do i have a crush on?
    God:
    Yeah okay, I think I do.
    Me:
    so who is it?
    God:
    Yikes! I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    NO SHIT FUCKER
    God:
    Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    FUCK YE SIT WILL WHEN I SHOVE THIS MIC UP YOUR FAT ASS
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Woe!
    Me:
    youre retarded
    God:
    I think the PC term is "challenged".
    Me:
    whatever
    God:
    Are you saying you don't care about it?
    Me:
    my name is yokune ruko
    God:
    Hi there yokune ruko.
    Me:
    d I want to ask you
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    fuck you
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    because im fucking yokune ruko bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. That makes sense to me. Can you express yourself more politely?
    Me:
    suck my pussy
    God:
    I am not interesed in anatomy.
    Me:
    i dont give a shit
    God:
    Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    cofee, singing and myself.
    God:
    I lost my train of thought.
    Me:
    well whoop dee fucking dee
    God:
    Interesting. That input matched my default category.
    Me:
    do you know what I do for a living?
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: yokune ruko said for a living.
    Me:
    sur
    God:
    Etonnant.

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    Post by Aline Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:45 pm

    Me RPing as Fjord:

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    RPing as Aline:
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    RPing as RAI (no, I don't know German >_>):
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    Post by Aisu Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:28 pm

    ALINE YOUR CONVOS ARE PRICELESS *laughed enough to break laughterbox*
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    Post by LupinAKAFlashTH2 Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:58 pm

    Roleplaying Kenji (GOD CALLED HIM GOD TECHNICALLY, I JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT)

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    Post by Fura Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:37 pm

    Sourbet wrote:ALINE YOUR CONVOS ARE PRICELESS *laughed enough to break laughterbox*
    THIS. XDDD
    I'm really laughing my ass off at your convos X'D
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    Post by Guest Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:58 pm

    xD. Well RAI's been done (gawww).
    I love your RPs Aline <3

    I thought I'd try Whore!Seiya... And he seems to have borked God...





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    Post by kisekixkoe Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:26 am

    I can explain
    I have 3 personalities
    1. Isuke and really really peppy and happy and doestn cuss and smiles
    2.ONe is a rebel, someone who likes to say F**K you basically
    3. A masochist who is emotionless most of the time.

    AND YES I NAME MY DIFFERENT PERSONAS >>
    The following oconvo of me is in persona 2.
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    PFFT I was Vista :'D

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