So I was thinking

We don't have a dumb jokes thread. Let me start off with my dumb jokes:

1. Q) How do you say 'virgin' in German?
A) Gud-en-tait!
2. Q) What's the similarity between Tei's two favorite objects: Kagamine Len and a Cucumber?
A) They're both small, in a lot of ways.
3. Q) What's the difference between a Korean and an American person?
A) The one's Korean the other's American.

word play is sometimes make bad joke

(person who just got the kagamines)
Alright! The Kaga is mine >:D

lol XD i should mention to you that today when my grandma got back from the store she bought some mini cucumbers and it made me laugh and think of your joke XDDDDD

Tell your grandmother she has an amazing timing

LOL xD

Hmm dumb jokes ? '_'

I have one (not a pun, I'll put them here later) but it's a little black comedy-like xD

Spoiler:

It's a little awful and I learnt this one Wednesday n_n"

LOL.
Actually that makes perfect sense, Mil.

And after, an old I know and one of my favourites x')

In the ports, there's a legend known as Captain Courage. According to all sailors, he was a great and brave captain, with many victories against pirates. One time, while he was walking on the deck, the lookout shouted, stressed :

-Captain, captain ! There's a pirate ship on larboard !!
-Bring to me my red jacket !

As soon as he said this, sailors brought to him his red jacket, and after the fight, he won.

Next week, he was walking again on the deck when the lookout shouted :

-Captain ! Captain ! There are two ships of pirates on the starboard !
-Bring to me my red jacket !

And the same event happend, and he won. One of the sailors didn't understand why Captain Courage needed this red jacket. So, in the,evening, he asked him during the party why this red jacket. Captain Courage said :

-If I'm injuried, my men won't see my blood, and therefore, they won't be afraid and they will be courageous and strong !

All people applaud.

And the next week, the lookout is scared and shouted :

-CAPTAIN CAPTAIN THERE ARE 20 ENEY BOATS ON THE STARBOARD !!

And as soon as he said that, Captain Courage screamed :

-Bring to me my brown pants !

Milly,I love that Captain Courage joke! xD

I have a dumb joke aswell.

Q) What did 0 tell 8?
A) Nice belt!

:'D

AngelFromPeru wrote:Milly,I love that Captain Courage joke! xD

I have a dumb joke aswell.

Q) What did 0 tell 8?
A) Nice belt!

:'D

I'm guessing that's one tight belt.

Teehee. >w< That Captain Courage one is classic.

@Hecate
Of corset is! =DDD -rimshot-

I actually have a bunch that go together.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

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How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

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How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen?

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?

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Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?

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Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?

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Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?

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Why did the tree fall over?

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