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    So I was thinking

    Post by Hecate on Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:37 am

    We don't have a dumb jokes thread. Let me start off with my dumb jokes:

    1. Q) How do you say 'virgin' in German?
    A) Gud-en-tait!
    2. Q) What's the similarity between Tei's two favorite objects: Kagamine Len and a Cucumber?
    A) They're both small, in a lot of ways.
    3. Q) What's the difference between a Korean and an American person?
    A) The one's Korean the other's American.

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    Re: So I was thinking

    Post by zin on Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:40 am

    word play is sometimes make bad joke

    (person who just got the kagamines)
    Alright! The Kaga is mine >:D

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    Re: So I was thinking

    Post by Nanashi_Zokune on Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:47 am

    lol XD i should mention to you that today when my grandma got back from the store she bought some mini cucumbers and it made me laugh and think of your joke XDDDDD

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    Re: So I was thinking

    Post by Hecate on Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:27 am

    Cool
    Tell your grandmother she has an amazing timing

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    Re: So I was thinking

    Post by MillyAqualine on Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:35 am

    LOL xD

    Hmm dumb jokes ? '_'

    I have one (not a pun, I'll put them here later) but it's a little black comedy-like xD

    Spoiler:
    A little girl is digging a hole in her garden. The neighboor comes and asks her :
    -Ooooh, why are you digging a hole ? :0
    -Because I'm burying my little goldfish...He died in the morning...
    -Ooooh, my poor...But I don't understand why you're digging a big hole for only a goldfish ._.
    -If I dig a big hole, it's because of your f**king cat.

    It's a little awful and I learnt this one Wednesday n_n"

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    Re: So I was thinking

    Post by Hecate on Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:17 am

    LOL.
    Actually that makes perfect sense, Mil.

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    Re: So I was thinking

    Post by MillyAqualine on Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:28 am

    And after, an old I know and one of my favourites x')

    In the ports, there's a legend known as Captain Courage. According to all sailors, he was a great and brave captain, with many victories against pirates. One time, while he was walking on the deck, the lookout shouted, stressed :

    -Captain, captain ! There's a pirate ship on larboard !!
    -Bring to me my red jacket !

    As soon as he said this, sailors brought to him his red jacket, and after the fight, he won.

    Next week, he was walking again on the deck when the lookout shouted :

    -Captain ! Captain ! There are two ships of pirates on the starboard !
    -Bring to me my red jacket !

    And the same event happend, and he won. One of the sailors didn't understand why Captain Courage needed this red jacket. So, in the,evening, he asked him during the party why this red jacket. Captain Courage said :

    -If I'm injuried, my men won't see my blood, and therefore, they won't be afraid and they will be courageous and strong !

    All people applaud.

    And the next week, the lookout is scared and shouted :

    -CAPTAIN CAPTAIN THERE ARE 20 ENEY BOATS ON THE STARBOARD !!

    And as soon as he said that, Captain Courage screamed :

    -Bring to me my brown pants !

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    Re: So I was thinking

    Post by AngelFromPeru on Sat Nov 06, 2010 12:23 pm

    Milly,I love that Captain Courage joke! xD

    I have a dumb joke aswell.

    Q) What did 0 tell 8?
    A) Nice belt!

    :'D

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    Re: So I was thinking

    Post by Hecate on Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:13 pm

    AngelFromPeru wrote:Milly,I love that Captain Courage joke! xD

    I have a dumb joke aswell.

    Q) What did 0 tell 8?
    A) Nice belt!

    :'D
    I'm guessing that's one tight belt.

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    Re: So I was thinking

    Post by Chasing Fireflies on Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:37 pm

    Teehee. >w< That Captain Courage one is classic.

    @Hecate
    Of corset is! =DDD -rimshot-

    I actually have a bunch that go together.

    How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
    Spoiler:
    You open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.

    How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
    Spoiler:
    You open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

    How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen?
    Spoiler:
    Four. Two in the front, and two in the back.

    Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
    Spoiler:
    It was dead.

    Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
    Spoiler:
    It was glued to the first elephant.

    Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
    Spoiler:
    It thought it was a game.

    Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
    Spoiler:
    To fill up the Volkswagen.

    Why did the tree fall over?
    Spoiler:
    It thought it was an elephant.

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