MY BAEUTIFOOL STORRYYY.

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    MY BAEUTIFOOL STORRYYY.

    Post by Guest on Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:11 pm

    THIS IS AN ADLIB. KEEP THAT IN MIND.

    Someday I want to ditch this prostitution services manager job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.

    It starts out with the badguy, Len "Soap" Fuck, hijacking a penis. The old hoe fights him off, but Fuck starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Rins Away, bitches!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a penis-full of jizz, so the audience knows this Len character is mean and horny.

    Enter our hero, Luna Yellow, who is a rookie hooker. He is ecstatic, because of a mysterious mishap with a taser. The old hoe, it turns out, was his bitch, so he chases the badguy down in a series of lust-packed chase scenes that take place in feetz and road rollers. It climaxes with a penis fight in a penis.

    "You'll never get away with this!" Luna Yellow yells as he punches "Soap" Fuck's penis.

    "Rins Away, bitches!" Fuck hollers back.

    Yellow beats Fuck, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive road roller that a bitch is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Yellow races against time, snatches a penis away from the bitch, pulls out the road roller inside, and defuses it with just 02 seconds to spare!

    Of course, it turns out that Fuck isn't really dead. "Rins Away, bitches!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty vagina muscles. But then Yellow skewers him with a banana, and it's all over.



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