YO MUM >8E

Everyone knows this right?

Just say a yo mum joke. I'll start with one everybody knows XD

Yo mum is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales sang 'WE ARE FAMILY.'

your mum is so fat, the world really DOES revolve around her! :D

Your mom needs google earth to take a full body pic of herself.

Yo mum is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama is so fat, she's overweight.

Yo mum is so fat, she eats children for her breakfast and lunch!

Yo mom is so smelleh that the FBI came to her house and told her to stop polluting.

Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

idk wtf a glass wall is

Yo mum is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mum is so fat, when she jumps into the Grand Canyon she gets stuck!

(Ah... This is my favourite...)

Yo mum's so fat even Naruto can't believe it.
*brick'd*

Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
OOOOHHHHHHHH.

Yo Mama's so fat, Chuck Norris said so.

your mom so ugly that everyone died. the end.

8D spongebob

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "TO BE CONTINUED"
oooohhhh burrrnnnnn

Yo mum is so fat she went to Jenny Craig and they said 'Sorry, we can't do miracles.'

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Yo mum is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Superbowl XD