Whatever, just read it if you're interested.
Amithusos Kuartsu Rosaris
Yume and Yoshiya Barauta (because I love them too dearly)
- Yuugi skipped through the many appklications lying on his desk. He sighed heavily. He had received over fifty applications of people (mostly older men) who wanted to be his next butler. But Yuugi, the brat, was being picky and selfish. He only wanted a good-looking butler. Skills needed, but a good-looking butler was important too. After all, his cook, gardener and maid weren't that attractive... Nor were they skilled. He sighed again. This was definetely not going the right way... Untill... "Yes! I found one!", he yelled loudly, while waving with an application like it was the flag of Great-Britain. And outside the office, three people silently cheered while listening at the door.
"Well, you know why you're here.", Yuugi said, trying to sound bored. "You wanted to become my new butler, is that correct?" He eyed the purple-haired male at the other side of his desk curiously, without letting his concentration slip. "Yes, that is correct sir.", the man nodded. "Good. And you know how to cook, clean up, work in the garden and all other butler-stuff, right?" The man nodded again. "Great, get yourself a smoking. You're starting tomorrow.", Yuugi said, folding up the papers. While his new butler walked out of the room, Yuugi could just barely maintain the serious look on his face. As soon as the man had left the office, Yuugi's face turned into a smug grin. "My my, I have something new to look at..."
Yuugi looked at his new butler. He was pleased. Really pleased. However... "There is one problem.", he said, looking seriously distressed. "What is it, Master?", the butler politely replied. "Your name. Amithusos Kuartsu Rosaris. It's way too long." Yuugi crossed his arms. "Can I call you Ami-san?" The butler, or rather, Ami-san, nodded. "Ok. Now, I expect you back at my office around two. In the meantime, try to get to know the staff.", Yuugi said, sitting down again. "Can you manage, Ami-san?" Ami-san nodded, smiling politely at his new master. "Of course, Master."
Ami-san walked down the hallway. He didn't quite understand why his Master needed a butler that could cook, clean and do the gardening... But he was a capable man, one of extreme talents, and he know he could manage. With or without the staff. "Where is the staff anyway?", he mumbled to himself. Right on time, a maid appeared right in front of him. Her uniform was covered in blood, and she tried to tidy it up, but saw it didn't work out. "Let's wash this...", she muttered, before calling out: "Yoshiya! Get the hell over here! I need to wash our clothes!" The boy that appeared looked a lot like the maid, but instead wore clothes of those of a gardener. "But Yume, what about that?", he pointed at Ami-san. Yume inspected him. "It's the new butler, we'll just talk to him after changing.", she said and she grabbed Yoshiya. "Bye mister butler!", Yoshiya said, while being dragged by Yume. As they dissappeared around the corner, Ami-san tried to place everything he just saw. "Oh well, I'm sure they have a pretty good explanation for this.", he sighed. "Let's get over to the kitchen. Because, there has to be a cook too, right?" And the new butler made his way over to the kitchen.
"Those two rascals smudge everything with those activities of them...", the cook complained to Ami-san, after he asked him about Yume and Yoshiya. "They're a nice bunch, the twins, but bloodstains aren't easy to clean." Ami-san nodded, understanding the man completely. "By the way, I'm Kurisu. Just call me Kursi, don't call me cook or something..." Ami-san nodded again. "Understoond. I am Amithusos.", he said, smiling. "You're what? Oh, it's your name!", Kurisu said, looking confused. "Well, let's just call you Ami. I'm sure our master already gave you a nickname.", he grinned and winked at Ami-san. "Yes, he did...", Ami-san said. "Can I ask you, Kurisu, what happened to the last butler?" Footsteps were heard behind them. "His time was up. We had to get him.", Yume said. Ame-san spinned around to see the twins in new, fresh clothes. "Poor Deon. He was a nice guy...", Yoshiya commented. "Every humanlife ends some time.", Yume said, shrugging. "He was drinking way too much too." Behind Ami-san, Kurisu started working with the pans on the stove. "I do not like this thing...", he muttered aloud. "Why not?", Ami-san asked him, trying to ignore the twins. Kurisu eyed him, held his hand out to the stove, and shot some icer at it. "Kurisu, it's not working like that. You know that. You need fire for it.", Yume said. And Ami-san knew why his master needed such a capable butler.
It was 2 PM. Strictly on time, Ami-san opened the door to Yuugi's office. Only to see his master sound asleep on top of his paperwork. He smiled at the sight, and lifted the tiny master up. Silently, and carefully, Ami-san undressed him, dressed him into his pyamas, and laid Yuugi on his bed. With a gentle smile, Ami-san put a blanket over Yuugi. "You can wake me up too, you know?", Yuugi muttered, still half asleep. "I didn't want to disturb my Master's beauty sleep.", Ami-san said softly. "You just wanted to see me naked...", Yuugi mumbled. Ami-san wanted to reply, but Yuugi said: "You can..." He curled up in his bed, and Ami-san wattched him for a little while, before leaving the room. He smiled. "I'll remember that, Master."