Corrupt a Wish!

Well, some dummy had a nightmare and can't bring herself up to sleep again (she can try, tho). So, she created this thread and wondered why the forum never had something like that.

Enough of 3rd person, more of game. You know the rules, and so do I. Someone makes a wish, person below corrupts it and make a wish of their own. The twist here? Try imagine a wish corruption while listening to a Vocaloid/UTAU song (preferentially a very creepy/annoying one) for maximum results.

Okay, I start.

I wish world peace was achieved someday.

Aline wrote:I wish world peace was achieved someday.

Listening this.
And to achieve that peace people decided a war was needed, starting the 3rd World War... with nuclear weapons, of course.
At the end, the lifeless nuclear wasteland that once was called planet Earth becomes a really, REALLY, peaceful world.




I wish "nerds" had more success with interpersonal relationships.

granted, but the success causes everybody to hate them and proceed to beat the ever loving **** out of em~

I wish that people understood that unicorns and unicrons are two different species

They do, but in the end, Megatron conquers the Universe... With unicorns.

I wish arrogant people would become humble.

granted but now every time they're not talking they hum Never Gonna Give You Up

I wish I had some French Silk Pie

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish it wasn't 11:20PM already..

granted, but now every time the clock strikes 11:20 PM Cher materializes and starts singing If I Could Turn Back Time, which does so to 11:19 until the song is over which makes time jump back ahead to 11:21 to avoid terrible consequences within the space-time continuum

I wish we had a method of traversing other realities

Granted, but then people get stuck in horrible, HORRIBLE alternate realities.

I wish I wasn't so boring.

Granted, You are now a serial killer, who eats fetuses


I wish Rizemine was more popular

granted but now rizemine is so popular it's filled with trolls and rizetard (like narutards but only worse


i wish i had money to buy a new computer

Granted, but then you get mugged.

I wish my download would go faster. :'D

Granted, but then you end up downloading a virus that makes tons of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! <awesome face> Pop-ups

I wish I had my Driver's License

granted but then you get in a wreck

i wish i had some food DX

Granted,but cockroaches will crawl upon it and munch away at your food.

I wish I never have to go to sleep.

granted, but because of no sleep your subconscious can't work out it's issues thus driving you slowly more insane each progressing day

I wish I had a Lama~ :3

Winchester24 wrote:I wish I had a Lama~ :3

Granted. As Christmas present you'll have your own Lama pet.
He doesn't need much food (but can't eat meat) and they're very peaceful so they're easy to raise. He'll become one of your best friends!

And as he's very cool the people around you will get their own Lama pets eventually and they'll become super-popular with young people. You'll also become a bit more popular as you were the first one to get it.

After a short time one of those comercial cartoons that feature Lamas will appear in TV with moderate success. It's going to be about some kids and their Lamas going to an alternative dimension to learn what's friendship and save the magical criatures there. It starts as nothing special but after a pair of years of airing it'll become a cult classic with a pair of abridged series.

As you love your Lama more than anything else (like a lot of people because Lamas are hot!) you start buying all the merchandise around (mainly from the TV show) and go bankrupt.

Finally, you end in a dark alley with only your Lama pet as possession and you are sure you're going to die from the cold or the hungry.
But as the Grim is licking your body your Lama pet whispers in your ear: "Now you've become a Lama pet, too."

Spoiler:

I wish I were taller and stronger.

Granted, but you become so tall and strong that people are afraid of you. D:

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

granted, but now world hunger has climbed 666%

I wish I had another wish, just one wish to fill this empty dish~

Granted, but that one wish will turn angry because it thinks you killed its' family. It will eat your face off, sorry. ^^;

I-- I wish my school wasn't filled with meanies. ;^;

Granted, but instead of meanies, the school is filled with creepy, overly kind people who will hug you even when you (or they) are sweaty from gym class. :<

I wish I was cool.

Granted, but now people never leave you alone and there's paparazzi at your house and stuff. bouob

I wish I could come up with a good story!

Granted, but this story will have tons of plotholes and twists that will make the reader very intrigued, yet very angry with you. D<

I wish I knew what I was doing.

If you knew what you were doing, you would suddenly become the most intelligent person on Earth and your head would implode.

I wish that I could record Fuko better. OTZ

Granted, but the sudden popularity makes you suicidal because everyone wants a piece of you now.

I wish I could be loved by everyone in a non-creepy way >:

granted, (you are loved though D: *pokes you* ) but now everyone loves you too much and is always asking you to do stuff with them and it becomes uber hectic and you get a mad following of fandom and harem D:

i wish my air conditioner was working again DX