Winchester24 wrote:I wish I had a Lama~ :3
Granted. As Christmas present you'll have your own Lama
He doesn't need much food (but can't eat meat) and they're very peaceful so they're easy to raise. He'll become one of your best friends!
And as he's very cool the people around you will get their own Lama pets eventually and they'll become super-popular with young people. You'll also become a bit more popular as you were the first one to get it.
After a short time one of those comercial cartoons that feature Lamas will appear in TV with moderate success. It's going to be about some kids and their Lamas going to an alternative dimension to learn what's friendship and save the magical criatures there. It starts as nothing special but after a pair of years of airing it'll become a cult classic with a pair of abridged series.
As you love your Lama more than anything else (like a lot of people because Lamas are hot!) you start buying all the merchandise around (mainly from the TV show) and go bankrupt.
Finally, you end in a dark alley with only your Lama pet as possession and you are sure you're going to die from the cold or the hungry.
But as the Grim is licking your body your Lama pet whispers in your ear: "Now you've become a Lama pet, too."
I wish I were taller and stronger.