Corrupt a Wish!

Wish granted but the thing to turn it on is missing.

i wish for a nothing.

Granted. Now you have nothing. Aren't you sad, you could have something awesome but no, you just have nothing. 8C

I wish my friend would get on MSN hurrdurr. :l

granted, but their MSN is acting all glitchy and signing off and on every couple minutes or not sending IM's properly

i wish sparky would come back D:

granted, but sparky turns out to be a 27.85 metre tall tomato-germanshepard-shark hybrid, who then tracks you down and devours your heart only to poop out your soul 4 hours later.


I wish this chick would stop nibbling on my foot.

Granted, but the chicken then explodes because the bit of toe in it's mouth grows into a whole foot.
Now you have chicken guts all over you.

I wish I had 100 kittens <3

Granted, but now you're considered an creepy, old-cat lady so nu one likes you :<

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Granted, but now you are a workaholic and you must find something constantly to work on--now everyone thinks you're a perfectionist.

I wish that I had psychic powers...=w=

Granted, but now you have no control over your powers and you go insane because you cant tell which voice is your own.


I wish my chemistry class were not so easily distracted...

Granted. But, they're interest in chemistry is fueled by a desire to rule the world. So they start doing crazy experiments and blowing stuff up and...yeah. D:<

I wish there was some foooood in this house. ;A;

Granted, but it's all stale and gross and would make you sick if you tried to eat it.

I wish I had some coffee.

Granted, but it's not actually coffee beans, it's a mixture of rabbit pellets and bark dust.

I wish I had more tea.

granted, but it's been sitting out for three days and there's a nice floaty of mold growing on it.

I wish I could focus on my studying

Granted, but you focus on studying so much that you forget to eat and you starve.

I wish I could sing better.

Granted, but You sing so much you can't stop and your voice dies anyway .__.

I wish my sons would eat their peas

Granted, but it turns out your sons are allergic to peas and they get sick and die. D:

I wish I had something to wish for. OTL

Granted, but your wish was for a volcano that destroyed the whole world so everyone is dead.

I wish WAKUSEI was a real planet :C

granted, it was but it died somehow a long time ago (idk whats wakusei D: )

I WISH PROBLEMS NEVER EXISTED!~

Granted, but since there was nothing with which to exercise your mind, you turned into a couch potato with an endless supply of beer and bad football reruns.


I wish I wasn't screwed for the test I have tomorrow. orz

Granted. You're screwed for the test you have next week.

I wish I wasn't so chubby. >.<

Granted, but you die of anorexia instead.

I wish I wasn't socially awkward ;u;;

Granted. but then you become overly clingy. And no one likes that XD

I WISH I HAD FRIENDS.

Granted. but drama starts a week later.

i wish for a wish.

Granted. But it will expire in 1 sec. :V

I wish this storm goes away

Granted,but it will make a return while you are asleep.

I wish there were no trolls.

Granted, but the internet will die.
I wish I had a chocolate bar.