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Some parody lyrics I wrote to the tune of Akujiki Musume Conchita... which I titled "Evil Potato Eater Nane Kii".
Somewhere in this the story goes that Kii wants to take over the world by eating all the potatoes in said world. Oh yes, and the last line isn't meant to be taken that seriously. "Exploded" can mean almost anything.
I basically parodied these lyrics from MotokoKusanagi's translation of the song. I literally sat there for ten minutes, thinking of the lyrics to write.
What do you think?
- Spoiler:
- The orange and brown Castle, smells kinda like potatoes
The lunch time begins as always
Many potatoes on the table
A girl eating them up alone with a smile
A 12 year old by the name of Nane Kii
She was once unknown to the outside world
So she proceeded to think of a plan,
the ultimate way to take over the world
Respect her, honour her, our great Nane Kii
All the potatoes in this world are for her
Eat them up, every bit of potato
There’s more room for potatoes in her
The shining green and blue world
Is the best place to take over
Eat them up, down to the skin
If it’s not enough, eat those too
Total bliss on her tongue
Lunch is not finished yet
The 15th personal chef of this month
He asked
“Could I cook something other than potatoes, my lady?”
She replied, “NO. JUST NO.”
Respect her, honour her, our great Nane Kii
Betrayers have to pay the price for what they do
Eat them up, every bit of potato
Today’s menu is very special
The shining pale blue planet
Will work to give her the perfect potato
Eath them up, down to the skin
If that’s not enough, just have another
Oy you, butler over there,
What does “mash potato” taste like?
And then the castle was deserted
Nothing left there, no-one else but her
Even so, she wanted more,
The ultimate level of cooked potato
(“Just one more... then the world will be mine...”)
Eat them up, every bit of potato
She gazed at her right hand
And smiled weakly
“Just one more to eat.”
The perfect food for Nane Kii
It was... Yes, it was a potato
Now she knows all the potatoes in the world
But nobody knows why she exploded after the last one.
Somewhere in this the story goes that Kii wants to take over the world by eating all the potatoes in said world. Oh yes, and the last line isn't meant to be taken that seriously. "Exploded" can mean almost anything.
I basically parodied these lyrics from MotokoKusanagi's translation of the song. I literally sat there for ten minutes, thinking of the lyrics to write.
What do you think?
