Tell us pointless stories about your life.

Zeny wrote:

KanashiiNoNeko wrote:Zeny, just curious, how old is your brother?

I have several, but the one in this situation is 15. Why?

I haz curiosity C=

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One of my -2- Skype contacts just sent me a file that almost made me have a heart attack. He was learning one of the uses of potassium cyanide, and the file gave instructions about it...

I discovered that I can type in Chinese using google's translator.
Since I can speak Chinese, I can check the pinyin even though I can't read/write it. =u=b

I will be spamming the eff out of this now. =u=b

I'll write it in Spanish (standard Spanish, Chilean Spanish does not translate XD) because my English is really crappy now.
You can use Google Translator for translate it, it works well (derp)

Los últimos 2 años, he estado usando la laptop de mi papá, no mi PC, porque no se conecta con Wi-Fi.
Bueno, el problema es que hace un par de días le pusieron Internet a mi computador y tengo que mover todo lo que tengo en esta laptop a mi computador.
Eso si, no tengo ganas de ocupar mi computador porque es DEMASIADO lento, tiene pocos programas (y cuando instalo cosas mi hermana siempre las borra porque ella cree que son virus ¬¬) y siempre se 'congela'.
En la mañana estuve tratando de instalar UTAU pero también tengo que instalar las cosas en Japonés (Applocale, fuentes, etc) y bla bla...
No saben cuanta pereza me da.
Creo que hay que ponerle más RAM...ni idea...
...Pero quiero usarlo para dibujar porque la pantalla es muy buena!!
No sé que hacer...

Today I asked my waifu a certain question.
I looked into my waifus eyes and asked her, " Tell me honestly, If I was a boy would I be hott? " and she said yes.
I became the happiest monkey in the world.
... then i asked the same thing to my other waifu and she said, " yes. and i'd totally bring you to my bed. "
I became the happiest monkey that ever lived.
riiiiiiiiiiight crashflashbang?

Once upon a time, there was a very bored Kenji-san.
While browsing through a forum, looking for something to do, he decided to revive this thread.
The end.

*shrughs* LupinAKAFlashTH2 asked for a boring anecdote, I guess.

This happened a long time ago.
It was an autumn night, if I recall correctly, and an annoying noise in my bedroom awakened me.
It was a very soft sound and I wasn't sure what could have been. I don't have any ticking clock because I'm a very light sleeper.

After giving up and thinking it was just my imagination I shut off the light and went to bed again. But the sound restarted just when it went all dark again so I switched on the lamp and saw some small black thing moving behind my very messy desk. Yeah, it was a cockroach.

I took one of my slippers and waited for it to come to open space. Then I hit it.
"Well, I guess I'll have to clean insect entrails this late" I though (but in Spanish). As I lifted the slipper the animal just run fast to the behind of the desk again. The slipper was too soft to do any damage at all.

I went to the kitchen, a bit angry for my fail, and took insecticide. After moving the desk, doing a lot of noise, I was successful killing it "chemistrycally". A paper handkerchief was enough to throw the body to the trash can.

Finally, a bit tired (and with my family a bit angry for the noise, but I only found that the next day) I wanted to go to sleep... but I couldn't because the insecticide was too "stinking" (in a toxic way) to be in that closed room so I had to end the night with the uncomfortable sofa of the living room.

Once upon a time, there was a very tired smeen. The neihbors of that smeen decided to have a party. Tired smeen could not get any sleep.

Last night I was eating chips and salsa, I got up to get a dr.pepper from the garage and tripped and fell face plant into my salsa, the salsa went up my nose.

My nose hurt for the next 3 hours.
The end.

Once upon a time there was a Psycho very pissed because he was labeled as psycho D<

Once upon a time, SOD tried voice acting. But, it sounded too much like a dying cat to ever show anyone. SOD tried again, but it sounded like an annoying shota. SOD doesn't necessarily like shotas though, but it's all she could ever manage to do. SOD's real voice sounded something like that though, which SOD found quite sad. But then SOD translated a few songs, wrote a few pages, and made a few UTAU covers, and was happy again. And then SOD's computer was attacked. D< (time lost, nothing gained.)
Now where is SOD? Back at square one.

Today, Ezri agreed to go to the fair with her friend.
And she is regretting it.
Because she hates rides and he insists upon dragging her onto every single one.
And it's too late to get out of it.
Oh well.

Also, I want some pie. ;A;

One day, a Mole, inspired by her apparent nonfail at configuring a VCV bank, wanted to re-record her UTAU's VCV bank.
But she was busy, and it was loud. The Mole was sad.

Then she got her wisdom teeth removed. The Mole continued to be sad.

Then she started feeling better, and she was in a nice cabin which she thought would be quiet.

It was not quiet. The Mole is still oh so very sad.

Once upon a time my friend did something epic.
He had changed into shorts for gym class and was carrying around his jeans. In the middle of commenting how stupid that was, a group of guys walk by.
He runs up behind them, then runs back laughing.
Apparently he walked up to one of them and was like "Hey, dude, you left these at my place last night. Want them back?" and all the guy's friends were like "...ouo"

I was on my way to school today and i was looking out the car window then i pass this big mural on the word
ZINFANDEL on it. i was all like *_* my (user/pen)name.

Once upon a time Ezri decided to revive this thread.

8D

After, a little neko decided to help o3o

And then SOD decided to post here as well~
:D

i looked over there

the end

Today I drew a NICE BOAT.

Once upon a time Mint was tapped on the shoulder in Music. Mint ignored it. The same person yelled behind her. Mint still ignored it. In her mind, she said 'No dearie, I didn't leave the stove on~'

Theeee Ennnd.

Once upon a time a Neko laughed at what Mint just typed there, and now her parents are looking at her with eyes saying "wtf!"

Once upon a time Mint was laughing at the Neko's reply.

THE END.

This story occurred on Teto's birthday, last year...Someone told us one week ago that Sensei will teach us (because a teacher was absent). I told to myself "I only can make an April fool for one person...It will be the first teacher I'll have in the afternoon". This one was Sensei. My favourite teacher for all the time will be my victim. Because I can come back to my house for lunch, I culd draw and cut a fish of paper (in manga-like with pearls x'D No comment...). After lunch, I returned to school.

*"Jaws" OST ON*

The bell rang and I walked to the third floor...My fish of paper was in my right pocket, with already scotch...

Than, after some little minutes, Sensei came. In the beginning, I wanted to put my fish on his back (because I was behind him and he wa chatting with someone) but I prefered to wait...

He turned and walked...I was behind him again...

With all discretion and rapidity I could have in all my life, I tried to put fish in his back when...



...Scotch came unstuck, while I was shouting "M********DE" (D******NG).

*"Jaws" OST OFF*

He looked at me strangely and he was surprised. After, I showed t Sensei my fail April fool...

He found it funny and nice-drawn...And since this day, he conserves this April fool in his notebook.

The End ~♥